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Whadaya mean...
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started by
ebenny
(02.06.2004 1:15:25 AM EST)
...you buried the Viagra in the hills somewhere? Now how are we going to find it?
hahahahahaha
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.05.2004 5:43:55 PM EST)
thats a massive boner...
It really does make you hard as a rock. Geez, if that thing goes off it will flood the whole valley!
LMAO @ not falling out of bed! Good one, General.
Hey church, you're in for trouble.
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started by
willi
(02.05.2004 2:34:25 AM EST)
When you wear one of Madonna's bras on those impressive steeples, you'd better be expecting one big delivery at your rectory.
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(02.05.2004 0:12:54 AM EST)
Let's hope he doesn't get up and say, "Let's screw this town."
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