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Redneck Flatbed

By: StorminNormanPublished: 03/24/2004
 
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You might be a redneck if you transport you riding lawn mower on the top of your car.

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    thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.24.2004 8:19:33 PM EST)

    a four wheeler...

    You also might be a redneck (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.24.2004 10:31:31 AM EST)


    If you convert your ATV into a ride-on lawnmower.

    Or you could also be Tim the toolman Taylor.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    If'n ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.24.2004 9:03:04 AM EST)


    he was really a Redneck he'd have
    that tied on with Bailin' Wire.

    Funny picture though

    Just going (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (03.24.2004 9:00:29 AM EST)

    He's just going to the hunting lease but the pickup is in the shop

    true, but... (0 replies)  
    started by ebenny
    (03.24.2004 2:20:00 AM EST)

    ...that ain't a lawnmower. It's a 4-wheeler.

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