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#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
I think
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.27.2004 7:39:39 PM EST)
we are about to see a dead penguin.....lmfao
BIGJOHN2
Not wise
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started by
tjshere
(01.27.2004 10:51:07 AM EST)
That hibernation breath must be a real killer.
Hahahahaha, funny as hell, Obi. ^5!
come and get it!
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started by
willi
(01.27.2004 1:26:26 AM EST)
stupid penguin...,he may as well be ringing the dinner bell.
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