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Coffee To Go

By: StorminNormanPublished: 07/05/2004
 
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When the guy at the window asks if they want an apple turnover, they can say, "No, how would you like a road apple?"

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    Coffee.....on a horse?!?! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2004 10:23:26 AM EST)

    Geez, I'd be afraid of spilling it and scalding my saddlehorn.

    Then again, I guess I could use a couple of million bucks.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    An optical illusion (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.05.2004 6:40:03 AM EST)

    You know you usualy can't see a horse's ass when it's facing you.

    The horses.. (0 replies)  
    started by ebenny
    (07.05.2004 0:15:57 AM EST)
    "If that jerk spills his coffee on me again, I'm gonna put this hoof so far up his..."

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