"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure." — Ambrose Bierce
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#109 Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you loose weight.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
One Liners
Q. What goes, "click - click - click - click - click - click. Did I get it?" A. Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Excuse me PK
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started by
bear220
(02.11.2004 9:21:26 PM EST)
but what's wrong with the message??? lmao
She may not like beer,
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started by
willi
(02.11.2004 8:31:48 PM EST)
but that doesn't stop her from chugging down on anything that has a head on it.
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