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is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Aw hell
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started by
tjshere
(07.25.2004 3:14:10 AM EST)
I purposely titled this one "Texas" Cattle Ranch just to mess with GP and he isn't even here to see it. Of course, being from Texas he's used to deep shit anyway.
Damn
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started by
thecritic
(07.25.2004 1:18:53 AM EST)
Imagine branding them steers.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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