"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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I'll also venture to say that most deliveries are probably made in the rear in this place
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ebenny
(02.19.2004 9:14:57 AM EST)
It's like watching Gary Coleman try to mount Julie Strain. Dude, it ain't gonna happen; you'd best just stop before she trounces your puny ass.
The Taco Bell chihuahua is about to become a canine hors d'oeuvre. Damn rat-dog is barely a step above a cat.
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