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"It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women. " — Scott Adams
Snapple Facts
#182 A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
Yo Mama ...
wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
One Liners
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have driver's ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because it's too hard on the camels!
Blondes are so fond of 69. There IS no upside-down.
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