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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
— Jay Leno, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
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so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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One Liners |
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Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A: Money.
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An end with horror is better than horror without end.
