"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
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Q. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? A. His last name.
whoever scanned the picture from the magazine needs some tips on how to keep the type from the other side showing through..
Helpful hint to scanners:
When scanning a picture that has text on the other side, put a sheet of black construction paper behind it when you scan it. Also if any of the type still comes through you can brighten it enough so it's gone and then darken it back.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
You Mean Without The
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obxbeachbum
(09.09.2004 10:07:29 PM EST)
Photoshop job see is really the "before" picture in a diet ad?
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
It's hard to get
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ajk454
(09.09.2004 5:35:28 AM EST)
good tiles these days!
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