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Ketchup For Dummies

By: StorminNormanPublished: 03/17/2004
 
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I always wondered how it worked.

Ketchup For Dummies

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    cool (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.17.2004 3:47:43 PM EST)

    now we know what to do..

    They should (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.17.2004 8:23:57 AM EST)


    put the instructions od the bottom of the bottle.

    well damn (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (03.17.2004 3:24:24 AM EST)

    I usually take it out of the bottle first. Guess I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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    started by thecritic
    (03.17.2004 0:46:04 AM EST)


    I just got here, I was over in the uncensored section. I guess I need to ketchup

    ketchup.. get it?

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