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Polish Paramedics

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 09/26/2004
 
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Clear the airway! I can't get a pulse yet!

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    started by luvly1
    (09.26.2004 0:04:54 AM EST)

    they got their training here in the Ozarks...

    Next step...
    they'll drag her
    by the feet to the ambulance.

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