"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
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so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
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The updated version. The product actually does exist. They are showing it in the Hannover CEBIT show. I'm going there Sunday so if I see it I will get one.
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