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that big
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bigjohn2
(10.09.2004 12:59:44 PM EST)
tramp...lmfao
that's nothin...
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jimbobiglotto
(10.09.2004 0:49:48 AM EST)
the green part's made of IUD's, and she's using spermicide for hair spray!
damn, you'd think she was on a protein-free diet!
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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