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has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
Those horny EMTs!
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started by
willi
(04.18.2004 5:26:38 AM EST)
Neither rain, sleet, snow nor decapitation shall prevent them from copping a feel and getting some mouth-to-mouth action.
"Rampart, she's not responding! Requesting permission to open up her airway with my 'trachea tube'!"
she's a blonde
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started by
ebenny
(04.18.2004 3:49:20 AM EST)
it's not a vital organ. Can you save her tits, doctor?
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