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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
It can't be easy to have a head-on collision on a divided road.
Perhaps someone was being distracted by a hummer?
Man
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started by
thecritic
(05.10.2004 1:00:22 AM EST)
Hey Luvly down there below me...
How about a Hummer Honey?
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
Yeah!
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started by
luvly1
(05.10.2004 0:35:25 AM EST)
What a bargain!
Not to mention the snails pace acceleration.
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