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Woman's Best Friend

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/10/2004
 
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Gee, who would train it? I will.

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    Oh, and...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.10.2004 2:14:12 AM EST)


    LMAO @ SW's lead-in line! How unselfish of you, Sleepwalker. Hahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    AHA! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.10.2004 2:13:05 AM EST)


    No wonder dogs have such horrible breath.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I wonder (3 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (05.10.2004 1:02:08 AM EST)


    how it gets the pubes out from between it's teeth.

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    Caninelingus? (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (05.10.2004 0:46:41 AM EST)

    I'm sure that dog has eaten more than his fair share of pussies. Cats, that is.



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