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Navy's New Terrorist Release Program

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 05/30/2004
 
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The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Queda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while he was held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.

In a humanitarian gesture the terrorist was given $50 US and a white Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released.

Navy's New Terrorist Release Program

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    This picture reminds me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2004 3:18:48 PM EST)


    of why the Navy never serves chili anymore.

    Damn! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.30.2004 12:34:32 PM EST)


    Kind of a waste of a fine automobile if you axe me.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Gee, (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (05.30.2004 2:21:17 AM EST)

    I hope he has enough gas to make it to the ocean floor.

    By the way, how many fathoms-per-gallon does a Ford Fairlane get?

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