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How about a couple of big security guards grab dad and do the same thing with him at the bear exhibit?
LMAO @ willi! Gotta love raccoons.
And I don't charge admission!
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willi
(06.07.2004 0:57:03 AM EST)
If parents want to dangle their children over some scavenging raccoons, they can visit my garbage cans 10:00pm to 4:00am, seven days a week.
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