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This will definitely be the type of weiner that "plumps".
but
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somebunny
(08.18.2004 10:59:50 AM EST)
will there be any juice
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(08.18.2004 0:47:47 AM EST)
Somehow I can actually picture this in Wicked's refrigerator
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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