"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
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is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
he had to up the ante and start welding on the gas tank too
i sure would like to have seen this pic about 5 minutes later lol
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thecritic
(08.26.2004 0:25:32 AM EST)
He was number one for only about 5 minutes
LMAO
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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