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    Why It Is Important To Smile For Pictures

    By: obiwanPublished: 09/01/2004
     
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    It is not only to look as if you are happy. It is also to look as if you are at all.

    Why It Is Important To Smile For Pictures

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    Thanks Obiwan (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (09.01.2004 10:04:51 PM EST)


    my children are ruined for life.

    j/k .......:)

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    What in the Hell (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.01.2004 9:48:36 AM EST)


    is she lying on?
    That looks like it would scratch the hell out of my balls.


    Nice picture though,
    "SMILE" for the camera.
    “Vertical smile” that is.
    Waaa hahahaha

    Actually this is a goof post (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (09.01.2004 9:00:34 AM EST)

    The lead in was to a different picture, not this one. I didn't even submit this.
    But as the staff says goofing is as important as work, or even more important.

    ~Obiwan~

    ROFLMAO! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.01.2004 6:19:18 AM EST)


    Why do I find this so funny?

    Because I just left today's other photo contribution, where I mentioned that I could have made a better comment, but this isn't the uncensored section.

    Then I clicked on this. Waaaaaa hahahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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