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Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
Well....
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started by
luvly1
(11.11.2004 3:17:56 PM EST)
as much as this puts a knot in my stomach... it sure would be one way to cure the headache I have right now!
oh, man...
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(11.11.2004 12:47:06 PM EST)
this reminds me of the hangover I had on sunday...
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
WTF
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started by
malcom
(11.11.2004 5:33:00 AM EST)
This guy should scrape the cowshit off his boots before he knocks someone's block off.
How rude.
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