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very good
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started by
ebenny
(06.19.2004 2:34:45 AM EST)
that ought to keep them dang aliens from reading his emails.
or sitting in his chair.
or stealing his stapler.
telemarketer's cubicle, I hope somebody touches it with a tasher gun while he's talking to me, so I can hear that mutha fucka scream.
Curses!
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started by
tjshere
(06.18.2004 6:05:30 AM EST)
Foiled again.
now
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started by
thecritic
(06.18.2004 0:27:59 AM EST)
if someone would follow up with vaseline all over everthing we'd have a classic in the making.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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