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Ice Cold Beer

By: rogerPublished: 07/19/2004
 
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Hey Honey, I put a beer in the freezer, bring it to me will you?

Ice Cold Beer

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    sure (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.19.2004 10:57:02 AM EST)

    try blowing the foam off that


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    And exactly... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (07.19.2004 0:20:43 AM EST)

    how long ago was that?

    And at what temp is that freezer set anyway?

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