"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick.
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.03.2004 9:00:35 PM EST)
I didnt know birds had teeth is this for real
Proof Birds Are Related
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started by
obxbeachbum
(06.30.2004 0:56:46 AM EST)
To dinosaurs. This ones been to the dentist. Looks like a filling in that molar.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
Must be a male. Hen's teeth are supposed to be pretty rare.
Damn
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started by
thecritic
(06.29.2004 0:56:41 AM EST)
that's a close-up I could have done without
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
*taking note*
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started by
luvly1
(06.29.2004 0:12:50 AM EST)
Maybe one of these could hold back the coyotes from ducks & chickens.
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