"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved." — Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
Snapple Facts
#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice!
One Liners
Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? A. It isn't hard.
It gave me a perfect opportunity to show my ex wife my true feelings for her once we got in bed.
And yes, I did fan the covers. Hahahahahaha!
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