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My New License Plate

By: simonsezPublished: 07/29/2004
 
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    Wisconsin? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.29.2004 9:58:42 AM EST)

    Hell, I'll bet this is Abby's car.

    Simon, are you stalking Abby? Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    RU 18 YET ? (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.29.2004 7:30:07 AM EST)

    Are you talking about their age or their weight?

    They're 18 now, I think (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (07.29.2004 0:23:52 AM EST)

    I wonder who took their cherries. Well, I guess that probably happened around 12 or 13

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