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My Hero

By: wickedwomanPublished: 11/04/2004
 
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Not a great runner but you don't want to be tackled by him.

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    how far (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.04.2004 3:45:03 PM EST)

    along is he...

    Due date?!? (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (11.04.2004 11:24:49 AM EST)

    When's the baby due?

    lol

    My ISP sucks

    Football's a weird sport. (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.04.2004 10:08:37 AM EST)

    guy's of all sizes and shapes can play it. big fat guys can be defensive tackles, skinny, short guys can be kickers, long, fast guys can be receivers, strong, short guys can be running backs.
    and in this case, even a watermelon-kleptomaic can get on the team!!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    I bet all his training (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (11.04.2004 5:26:46 AM EST)

    involves 12 ounce curls. Can he sprint the 4 yard dash?

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