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This happened in the England vs. France soccer match last week. Before kicking Zinedine Zidane got rid of some waste material, only to shoot one of the best penalty kicks ever in soccer history.
Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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willi
(07.14.2004 8:21:16 PM EST)
Of course he scored. The goalie was too distracted avoiding one projectile while not deflecting the other!
which was what caused him to puke in the first place. They haven't decided yet what to do about the score he made. From what I understand he's suspended indefinately
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