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Snapple Facts
#182 A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
Yo Mama ...
wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
One Liners
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have driver's ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because it's too hard on the camels!
you don't want to go in when my hubby's family is in there.
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