"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybodyelse is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."-The San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000
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tjshere
(07.07.2004 5:46:40 AM EST)
At least it wouldn't taste like fish.
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thecritic
(07.07.2004 0:48:05 AM EST)
I like the front door sushi myself.
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obxbeachbum
(07.07.2004 0:17:14 AM EST)
No doubt by someone used to eating at the Y.
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