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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001
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"After a day like this, I've got the three C's: I'm comfortable, I'm confident, and I'm seeing the ball well."
— Seattle Mariners outfielder Jay Buhner after going 5-5
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Snapple Facts |
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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One Liners |
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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I can resist anything.........but temptation.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
