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Pirate Wipes

By: thecriticPublished: 11/26/2004
 
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Have to take care of your booty, you know.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.26.2004 9:56:35 PM EST)

    best on the high seas..

    Moistened With Rum (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.26.2004 9:23:22 PM EST)

    No doubt. Har har har.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Just remember... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.26.2004 11:00:10 AM EST)


    Always use the hand and NOT the hook.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    It even has (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.26.2004 0:30:40 AM EST)


    a bone for you, if you're into that sort of thing

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