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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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My Favorite Airline

By: luvly1Published: 12/26/2004
 
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Hope the name isn't a reflection on their safety attitude.

My Favorite Airline

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I heard (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(12.26.2004 9:30:51 PM EST)

they just dont give a shit...they say phuket

I heard this one... (0 replies)  
started by jimbobiglotto
(12.26.2004 1:27:49 AM EST)

there once was an airline named Phucket,
that flew ya from here to nantucket,
but they had an odd 'tude,
you had to fly in the nude,
and the peanuts, you should see where they stuck it.

that doesn't even make sense. merry friggin christmas everybody.

I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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