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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(01.29.2005 11:58:55 AM EST)
yeah they put those dishes everywhere...
I don't see a problem here.
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started by
ajk454
(01.29.2005 9:48:56 AM EST)
We'll get the satellite dish up first, then we'll spruce up the place!
The government probably subsidizes them for all the premium channels.
They
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thecritic
(01.28.2005 0:18:03 AM EST)
should just all hook-up together
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