"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"Sponges grow in the ocean ... that kills me. I wonder how much deeper theoceans would be if that didn't happen." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#200 The first country to use postcards was Austria.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
One Liners
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
She had the whole street to park but no she had to get it in there, the stubborn woman. Then she told her hubby to get it out because she didn't know how to.
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