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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
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LMAO
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obxbeachbum
(03.06.2005 10:22:39 PM EST)
Good find Obi
too funny
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bigjohn2
(03.06.2005 8:36:42 PM EST)
look he's going to cry
Ha ha ha!
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jimbobiglotto
(03.06.2005 0:29:42 AM EST)
oh, that's terrific! good one!
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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