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Red Neck Riding Mower

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 09/20/2004
 
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After years of hearing her complain about having to us a push mower to cut our lawn, I finally broke down and bought the wife a riding mower for her birthday.

Red Neck Riding Mower

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    This is great ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    Beach Bum.
    LMAO

    Oh wow! (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (09.20.2004 0:03:58 AM EST)

    So tell me Beach Bum...
    Is yours the 1st generation in your family to stand up right?

    Waaaahahahaha

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