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Don't Scratch The Paint

By: vmax97Published: 09/15/2004
 
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    started by tjshere
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    Somebody's flight suit is a little fuller than it was just a second ago.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    (09.15.2004 9:09:26 AM EST)


    the Blue Angles is a waist of tax payer money.

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