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Monument To A True Woman

By: tjsherePublished: 12/02/2004
 
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I'll bet she's barefoot and pregnant too.

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    now (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.02.2004 3:54:39 PM EST)

    go fix us a samitch...lmfao

    That's the mother (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (12.02.2004 3:37:38 PM EST)


    of all statues

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    At Least That Broom (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.02.2004 0:39:24 AM EST)

    Isn't up her ass like some women I know.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Wait a minute!!! (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.02.2004 0:27:05 AM EST)


    What's she doing out of the damn kitchen?

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

    I bet she'll BE Pregnant... (2 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (12.02.2004 0:09:15 AM EST)

    when TJ gets done climbing that thing!
    you'd look pretty funny humpin that statue, TJ! LOL

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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