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It's A Circus Bathroom
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started by
obxbeachbum
(09.14.2004 11:44:56 PM EST)
Set up so the midgets, the Ring Master and the giant can all reach the paper conveniently.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
What?
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started by
luvly1
(09.14.2004 6:19:58 PM EST)
17 rolls of TP that some men are going to leave all empty to be changed at once?
It usually works like this:
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started by
hannes
(09.14.2004 9:09:20 AM EST)
Each time they clean it, they also bring new toilet paper. So from the amount of paper holders we can predict the amount of cleaning they are planning to do... Scared yet?
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