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What Could Be Worse Than Hitting A Deer?

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 10/15/2004
 
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Being taller than deer (not to mention BIGGER!) a car simply knocks the legs out from under and the whole body weight lands directly on the windshield.

What Could Be Worse Than Hitting A Deer?

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    i think the driver lived (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.19.2004 6:39:14 PM EST)

    she was in hospital for a while but was seriously injured

    damn is right (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.15.2004 7:48:25 PM EST)

    thats a big mother to hit...

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    started by tjshere
    (10.15.2004 9:40:15 AM EST)


    Yeah, I'd find it awfully hard to believe the driver survived that. I wonder how fast he was going? Damn, that's spooky, I usually only hit rabbits.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Back in 2nd grade... (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (10.15.2004 0:49:20 AM EST)

    the phrase was: "You suck dead moose cock!"

    ...I bring this up simply because that's what it reminds me of. though back in the day, it wasn't so graphic...

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