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For The Redneck Who Has Everything

By: bigjohn2Published: 01/10/2005
 
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Well almost everything here it is the redneck car alarm...oh the neighbors are going to be so jelous...

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    hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.10.2005 3:40:51 PM EST)

    its been awhile since I sub that one...

    Now that is ....... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.10.2005 10:22:07 AM EST)


    a Bitchin' car alarm.

    Waaa hahahahahaha
    Oh baby that cracked me up.

    I always thought (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2005 8:23:18 AM EST)


    They just left their wives/sisters in the car to scare thieves away.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    naaaa (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (01.10.2005 1:06:39 AM EST)


    you gotta have at least one tick hound

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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    started by vmax97
    (01.10.2005 0:18:55 AM EST)

    And not even a triple XXX!

    It's only kinky the first time! LOL

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