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Man's Best Drinking Friend

By: obiwanPublished: 01/21/2005
 
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Always there to lend you a hand when you need it. I mean a head.

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    What's The Story With (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (01.21.2005 9:32:15 PM EST)

    That dogs legs? Are they all cut off?

    well at (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.21.2005 9:16:40 PM EST)

    least he makes hiself useful...

    Looks like ....... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.21.2005 8:37:22 AM EST)


    a country song in the making to me.

    Interesting twist (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.21.2005 3:25:47 AM EST)


    Normally you put a head on the beer.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmao! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (01.21.2005 2:54:34 AM EST)

    Oh!

    What a charming site!

    Snookered with the schnauzer!

    lol

    (NO.. I do not know how to spell it & don't rightly care to)

    ;-)

    Try that with a cat (3 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (01.21.2005 1:04:11 AM EST)

    and your drink will be all over the floor....

    lol

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