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#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
Yo Mama ...
is so old her tits give off powdered milk.
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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Was a very lucky man, but I'd rather be the guy who gets to take it off.
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