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Congrats on getting something posted too. Keep it coming. I would venture to guess I submit over 50 different items a week, so if only 10 make it, that's 40 on the cutting room floor. OR, 40 that sucked asswater... LOL
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obxbeachbum
(12.02.2004 0:34:04 AM EST)
But True.
(Hey you got something published!)
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
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