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is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
The cops will think it's a huge doughnut and pull him over all the time.
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simonsez
(01.29.2005 8:02:17 AM EST)
hes got side, front and rear
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Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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