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Come See Our New Car

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/27/2005
 
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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (01.27.2006 1:26:37 AM EST)
    a year later, still funny :)

    cool (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.29.2005 11:54:46 AM EST)
    keeping up with the jones' just got a little easier...

    I like that commercial (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.27.2005 9:26:01 AM EST)

    where the guy uses a car cover that looks like a piece of dung (this is the censored section you know), to hide his new car.

    FAKE!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.27.2005 3:25:04 AM EST)

    Nobody's garage is that clean.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Before I'd drive that (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.27.2005 0:55:54 AM EST)

    I'd have to get plastered

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