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Instructions For Dumb Mothers

By: obiwanPublished: 01/24/2005
 
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Or for unexperienced fathers too.

Instructions For Dumb Mothers

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    probably (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.25.2005 3:57:51 PM EST)

    more for dads

    I Heard Michael Jackson (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (01.24.2005 10:05:29 PM EST)

    Was ordered to install these in every room of his house.

    Some people ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.24.2005 10:37:36 AM EST)


    should take a test,
    before they are allowed to have kids.

    The kid might like it (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.24.2005 3:23:57 AM EST)


    If she was checking for pee.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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